Add art, fix quotes

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cruft 2009-07-13 23:22:44 -06:00
parent 06d26a7c11
commit 3b68ce1ee3
21 changed files with 115 additions and 685 deletions

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SUPPORT = chapauth.sty
STORIES = stories/*.tex
ART = art/*
horrors2.pdf: horrors2.ltx $(SUPPORT) $(STORIES)
horrors2.pdf: horrors2.ltx $(SUPPORT) $(STORIES) $(ART)
pdflatex $<
pdflatex $<

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THANKS
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@ -16,6 +16,10 @@ Thanks to benitocereno for reminding me about the "any similarities"
disclaimer, which probably has no legal weight whatsoever, but looks
cool.
Thanks to Ridgley_Fan for submitting *three* git patches, one of which
had the cool idea of putting a Beretta image on the winning stories
somewhere.
Last but most, thanks to Ben Biddick for inspiring 117 crappy authors
and one crappy bookmaker to come together for a great thing. Terrible,
yes; but great.

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\TPGrid[\topmargin,\oddsidemargin]{8}{10}
\setcounter{secnumdepth}{-1}
\newcommand{\gun}{\includegraphics[height=1em]{art/gun.png}}
\title{Horrors 2: Clever Title Here}
\author{The Something Awful Forums}
@ -106,6 +108,8 @@ and/or blood. Stay strong, pukers.
\part{Selections from {\em Horrors}}
\include{stories/BenBiddick.The_Horrid}
\include{stories/BenBiddick.The_Barn}
\include{stories/BenBiddick.The_Artist}
\include{stories/BenBiddick.Willy}
\part{Apostles of Biddick}
\include{stories/Orgasmo.Make_My_Da}
@ -194,7 +198,7 @@ and/or blood. Stay strong, pukers.
%\include{stories/Hired_Gun.The_Bodies}
\include{stories/Danger408.The_Torrid}
\include{stories/Safe_Driver.Hell_Cab}
%\include{stories/Livestock.Destiny_Ca}
\include{stories/Livestock.Destiny_Ca}
\include{stories/JohnnyThreeToes.Horrid_Tra}
\include{stories/King_Plum_the_Nth.Flow_My_Te}
\include{stories/Yogi_Byron.Horror_D_o}
@ -219,7 +223,7 @@ and/or blood. Stay strong, pukers.
\include{stories/Dominic_Bones.Again}
\part{Luke, {\em I} am your father}
\part{Luke Bavarious, {\em I} am your father}
\include{stories/Quovak.A_Cursed_M}
\include{stories/Anal_Surgery.Satanic_Re}
%\include{stories/Hantu.I__Lucius_}

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@ -1,4 +1,6 @@
The Artist
\chapimg{Discount\_Bees}{art/Discount_Bees-Artist.jpg}
\chapauth{Ben Biddick}
\chapter{The Artist}
The satisfied young child sat on his favorite chair with his pens and

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@ -1,3 +1,4 @@
\chapimg{Discount\_Bees}{art/Discount_Bees-Willy.jpg}
\chapauth{Ben Biddick}
\chapter{Willy}

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@ -1,5 +1,5 @@
\chapauth{BoldFrankensteinMir}
\chapter{Johnny the Knifer \textdagger \textdagger}
\chapter{Johnny the Knifer}
\begin{textblock}{1.5}(4.7,1)
\begin{center}
@ -9,9 +9,6 @@
\end{textblock}
\noindent I stopped short at the counter. I sat down. Coffee poured out the
I stopped short at the counter. I sat down. Coffee poured out the
>>>>>>> Added gun logos, daggers, and apostle status for awardees:stories/BoldFrankensteinMir.Johnny_the.tex
coffee pot and into my cup, like a pot of brown bullets shooting
into my cup and splashing in coffee. The waitress was very pretty.
She said ``would you like some coffee''? My name is Luke Bavarious. I

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@ -75,12 +75,12 @@ midnight. Nothing happened.
``Damnit!'' Luke yelled. ``He calls every night. {\em Every
night!}
night!}''
''It's probably just a prankster, Luke. Don't let it get you down.
Anyway, maybe he got tired of calling you.``
``It's probably just a prankster, Luke. Don't let it get you down.
Anyway, maybe he got tired of calling you.''
@ -94,7 +94,7 @@ Luke was least prepared for.
''Not again!`` Luke yelled, staring at the ringing telephone. He
``Not again!'' Luke yelled, staring at the ringing telephone. He
debated answering, or letting it sing its horrible, shrill song.
Finally, Luke could wait no more. He reached his left hand out and
clutched the phone, squeezing so tight it would die if it were
@ -102,35 +102,35 @@ alive.
''Nice try, Luke. But you'll have to figure out who I am on your
own.``
``Nice try, Luke. But you'll have to figure out who I am on your
own.''
''Who are you?`` Luke demanded, his voice surging with anger.
``Who are you?'' Luke demanded, his voice surging with anger.
''Don't you know, Luke. Don't you know who I am?``
``Don't you know, Luke. Don't you know who I am?''
''It's only a matter of time before I find out.``
``It's only a matter of time before I find out.''
''Sooner than that, Luke. Don't you recognize my voice?``
``Sooner than that, Luke. Don't you recognize my voice?''
Suddenly a horrible realization came over Luke. ''No. No! No!!!`` he
Suddenly a horrible realization came over Luke. ``No. No! No!!!'' he
cried out. He looked to his right, and he was holding a second
telephone.
''All this time, Luke. It was you. It was me. It was
{\em us}!"
``All this time, Luke. It was you. It was me. It was
{\em us}!''
@ -138,10 +138,4 @@ Luke heard a click. He looked to his left. The telephone in his
left hand was gone. Now it was a cocked Beretta pointed at his
skull. Suddenly he gulped. {\em Click.}

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\chapauth{Orgasmo}
\chapter{Make My Day \textdagger \textdagger \textdagger}
\chapter{Make My Day}
\begin{textblock}{1.5}(4.7,1)
\begin{center}
@ -110,12 +110,12 @@ slurped it with his tongue.
''Sir, please don't go out to the docks. I foresee something
terrible happening.``
``Sir, please don't go out to the docks. I foresee something
terrible happening.''
''Beat it, kid." I glared down at the rapscallion and pushed him
``Beat it, kid.'' I glared down at the rapscallion and pushed him
aside. He lost his balance and fell backwards into an open manhole
cover. His yelp was cut off when he landed on a mangled shopping
cart that lay at the bottom of the sewer and blood flew out of the

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@ -41,7 +41,7 @@ think about that!'' answered Luke.
''You know what you'd like better than losing your virginity?''
``You know what you'd like better than losing your virginity?''
the man coyly asked. ``Never having sex, that's what!''

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@ -1,5 +1,5 @@
\chapauth{THE WORST DOCTOR}
\chapter{The Snake Lady \textdagger}
\chapter{The Snake Lady}
\begin{textblock}{1.5}(4.7,1)
\begin{center}

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@ -98,11 +98,11 @@ lighted by the moonlight in the night sky. His thoughts settled as
his memory cleared and the pain rose burning and bright like the
devouring flares of the Sun.
``No!! This was not me!!``
``No!! This was not me!!''
''You did this, Horace Manslasher. You took my family that day while
``You did this, Horace Manslasher. You took my family that day while
I was at the dock and no one would join me. Now I'm coming
for you.''

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@ -41,7 +41,7 @@ and looked at her. And smiled!
''Mommy? Where's Daddy?'' The questions kept
``Mommy? Where's Daddy?'' The questions kept
penetrating Louise's skull like a rusty icepick that had been
left outside too long. Long enough to develop rust. Cancer for
metal, Louise's father had always said in his father-voice. Now he

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@ -33,7 +33,7 @@ ape.
''Psychiatry``
``Psychiatry''