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\title{Horrors 2: Bavarious Reasons}
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\author{The Something Awful Forums}
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\begin{document}
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\maketitle
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Copyright \copyright 2009, multiple authors
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\bigskip
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This work is licensed under the Creative Commons
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Attribution-Non\-commercial-Share Alike 3.0 United States License. To view
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a copy of this license, visit
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\url{http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/3.0/us/} or send a
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letter to Creative Commons, 171 Second Street, Suite 300, San Francisco,
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California, 94105, USA.
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\bigskip
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The {\em Horrors 2} project, including all source for this book and
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instructions on how you can print it out and bind your own hardcover
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copy, can be found at \url{http://gitorious.org/horrors2/book}.
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\end{center}
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\newpage
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\chapter*{Praise for \em{Horrors 2}}
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{\bf Suddenly, I was sobbing.} --- Richard ``Lowtax'' Kyanka
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\newpage
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\noindent
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The authors wish to dedicate this book to the authors.
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\bigskip
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\noindent
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Unfortunately, the typesetter is instead going to dedicate this book to
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anyone who has ever vomited tears and/or blood. Stay strong, pukers.
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\tableofcontents
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\newpage
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\pagenumbering{arabic}
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\part{Bavarious Reasons}
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\include{part1}
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\part{You're no Hakan}
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\include{part2}
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\part{The Chronicles Of Biddick}
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\include{part3}
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\part{My God, It's Full Of Stars}
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\include{part4}
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% Appendices
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\appendix
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\part{Inflamed Appendices}
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\chapter{Colophon}
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This book is a collection of stories from the Something Awful Forums,
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inspired by the 1991 book {\em Horrors} by Ben Biddick. Most were written
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as a response to a challenge by forums moderator AYBraham:
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\begin{quotation}
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Your goal: Write a short story in the theme of {\em Horrors}, the collection
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of short stories written by Mr. Ben Beddick when he was 13 years
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old. Each story is encouraged to feature the tragic protagonist Luke
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Bavarius, and must be more than 500 words each. Each story must show
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that "kids need to be respected and listened to."
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\end{quotation}
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This book was typeset by the \LaTeX{} document preparation system, using
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the {\sf book} class.
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It was set in the Antykwa Toru\'nska (``Antiqua of Torun'') typeface,
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the most horriffying of all the standard \TeX{}live typefaces. The face
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was designed by Zygfryd Gardzielewski (1914--2001), and first cast in
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metal in 1960 in the Grafmasz typefoundry in Warsaw. The variant used
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in this document was digitized by Janusz Marian Nowacki, a tremendously
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cool dude from Poland, based off of photocopies of the original design.
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\end{document}
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