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\else
\thispagestyle{empty}
\hbox{}\vfill
\@chapimg\par\nobreak
\hfill\small Artwork by \@chapartist\par\nobreak
\noindent
\includegraphics[width=\textwidth]{\@chapimg}
\par\nobreak
\hfill Artwork by \@chapartist
\par\nobreak
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\documentclass[10pt]{book}
% textwidth = 3.832849 inches; 1150 dots @ 300dpi; 2300@600; 4600@1200
% textheight = 5.936073 inches; 1780 dots @ 300dpi; 3560@600; 7120@1200
\usepackage[papersize={397pt,614pt}]{geometry}
\usepackage[T1]{fontenc}
\usepackage{anttor}
\usepackage{url}
\usepackage[pdftex]{graphicx}
\usepackage{hyperref}
\usepackage[labelformat=empty]{caption}
\usepackage[labelformat=empty,justification=raggedleft,singlelinecheck=false]{caption}
\usepackage{chapauth}
\usepackage[absolute]{textpos}
@ -123,7 +125,7 @@ and/or blood. Stay strong, pukers.
\include{stories/Smokey.Thursday}
\include{stories/Barometer.L_B___V_H_}
\include{stories/Hamelin.The_Painte}
%\include{stories/gigz.What_Went_}
\include{stories/gigz.What_Went_}
%\include{stories/KryonikMessiah.The_Ninjas}
\include{stories/IShallRiseAgain.The_School}
\include{stories/Paracetamol_Boy.The_Smile}
@ -142,7 +144,7 @@ and/or blood. Stay strong, pukers.
\include{stories/LesterGroans.Dream_Hyen}
\include{stories/murdered_by_owls.The_One_Ac}
\include{stories/fishguzzler.Untitled}
%\include{stories/TheElectronicOne.In_the_Mir}
\include{stories/Anonymous.In_the_Mir}
\include{stories/WhereTheFishLives.The_Horrid}
\include{stories/on_time_for_once.The_Playgr}
\include{stories/overnightmike.The_Explod}
@ -151,7 +153,7 @@ and/or blood. Stay strong, pukers.
\include{stories/Part_of_Everything.The_Death_}
\include{stories/Madcosby.Son_Of_Bav}
\include{stories/Dr_Scoofles.The_Long_F}
%\include{stories/Peas_and_Rice.The_King}
\include{stories/Peas_and_Rice.The_King}
\include{stories/reasonable_form.The_Six_Si}
%\include{stories/Smeef.The_Old_Ch}
%\include{stories/jidohanbaiki.The_Ocean}
@ -175,9 +177,9 @@ and/or blood. Stay strong, pukers.
\include{stories/Irish_Joe.The_Boy_Th}
\include{stories/Dirty_Sanchez.A_Tin_of_P}
%\include{stories/O_Tempora__O_Mores_.The_First_}
%\include{stories/Pro_Swordbro.Nobodys_Sa}
%\include{stories/Detective_Thompson.Words_Will}
%\include{stories/Count_Snapula.Dead_Tired}
\include{stories/Pro_Swordbro.Nobodys_Sa}
\include{stories/Detective_Thompson.Words_Will}
\include{stories/Count_Snapula.Dead_Tired}
\include{stories/Creflo_Chronicle.Black_Rive}
\include{stories/slackerpride.The_Area_t}
%\include{stories/Yaos.The_Killer}
@ -185,7 +187,8 @@ and/or blood. Stay strong, pukers.
\part{The Chronicles Of Biddick}
\include{stories/VelvetEvoker.Station_66}
%\include{stories/Donde_Esta.The_Promis}
\include{stories/Donde_Esta.The_Promis}
\include{stories/BoldFrankensteinMir.Johnny_the}
\include{stories/lemonlime.A_Butter_K}
%\include{stories/Monkey_Trouble.The_Cave}
%\include{stories/Hired_Gun.The_Bodies}
@ -204,24 +207,25 @@ and/or blood. Stay strong, pukers.
\include{stories/BatsBjorg.The_Horrid}
\include{stories/Twigand_Berries.The_Sack_o}
%\include{stories/Helmet.Kindness_o}
%\include{stories/invision.Creature_O}
\include{stories/invision.Creature_O}
\include{stories/Scissorfighter.The_Book}
\include{stories/January.The_Journe}
%\include{stories/katiekawaii.Shiny_Toy_}
\include{stories/katiekawaii.Shiny_Toy_}
\include{stories/rinski.The_Monste}
%\include{stories/BigSkillet.The_Screw_}
\include{stories/BigSkillet.The_Screw_}
\include{stories/HastyDeparture.A_Red_Sky_}
\include{stories/lucifer_chikken.The_Wareho}
%\include{stories/ding_dang_doo.Untitled}
\include{stories/ding_dang_doo.Untitled}
%\include{stories/Dominic_Bones.Again}
\part{I'm out of funny things}
\part{Luke, {\em I} am your father}
\include{stories/Quovak.A_Cursed_M}
%\include{stories/Anal_Surgery.Satanic_Re}
\include{stories/Anal_Surgery.Satanic_Re}
%\include{stories/Hantu.I__Lucius_}
%\include{stories/Brushingworth.Chamber_Po}
%\include{stories/duck_monster.Luke_Kills}
\include{stories/Orgasmo.Make_My_Da}
%\include{stories/kerimeton.White}
\include{stories/Zahgaegun.The_Pus_St}
\include{stories/Bonaventure.Horrider_R}

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@ -1,5 +1,10 @@
\chapauth{TheElectronicOne}
\chapauth{Anonymous}
\chapter{In the Mirror}
% The author asked to remain anonymous. Their explanation:
%
% My username is really dumb. That's about it.
%
% Weird. They also released this story into the public domain.
Out of the darkness came Rothard Mavalero. Grunting and thumping,

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@ -47,7 +47,7 @@ finest ebony, he trundled down the street towards the old Biddick
Mansion looking like some undead pimp, rolling towards his best
girl.
``Those goddamn Vampires'll be vomiting blood from their throats,
``Those goddamned Vampires'll be vomiting blood from their throats,
ere this day is finished'' he vowed to heaven above ``Or my name's
not; Luke Bavarious, Vampire Hunter Extraordinaire!''
@ -150,7 +150,7 @@ coming up from the basement.
``I woulda showed you the cellar door, and then ol Blackwood there
woulda never bit ya!''
``Gurgle..cough, spit'' was all Luke could get out, and as the life
``Gurgle\ldots{} cough, spit'' was all Luke could get out, and as the life
ebbed from him, laying on that dirty linoleum kitchen floor, all he
could think was; ``Shit, why didn't I listen to that kid?'' The boy
crouched down in front of him, and just as his eye glazed over he

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@ -1,4 +1,5 @@
\chapimg{Discount\_Bees}{\includegraphics[width=\textwidth]{art/Discount_Bees-The_Barn.jpg}}
%\chapimg{Discount\_Bees}{\includegraphics[width=\textwidth]{art/Discount_Bees-The_Barn.jpg}}
\chapimg{Discount\_Bees}{art/Discount_Bees-The_Barn.jpg}
\chapauth{Ben Biddick}
\chapter{The Barn}

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@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
%\chapimg{art/Discount_Bees-The_Horrid.jpg}
\chapimg{Discount\_Bees}{\includegraphics[width=\textwidth]{art/Discount_Bees-The_Horrid.jpg}}
%\chapimg{Discount\_Bees}{Discount_Bees-The_Horrid.jpg}
%\chapimg{Discount\_Bees}{\includegraphics[width=\textwidth]{art/Discount_Bees-The_Horrid.jpg}}
\chapimg{Discount\_Bees}{art/Discount_Bees-The_Horrid.jpg}
\chapauth{Ben Biddick}
\chapter{The Horrid Reflection}

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@ -28,13 +28,14 @@ assignment: Kill the local mafia boss.
Bavarious looked up from his new assignment at his boss.
``Johnny.''
``What is it, Bavarious?''
``This doesn't sound like-{\ldots}''
``This doesn't sound like---{\ldots}''

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@ -12,8 +12,8 @@ pet store at the end of the strip.
Suddenly a little boy sitting on a mall bench hollered out. ``Hey
mister! I don't think you should go in there,'' he yelled.
Suddenly a little boy sitting on a mall bench yelled out. ``Hey
mister! I don't think you should go in there,'' he hollered.
@ -121,8 +121,7 @@ Luke was proud. That night he was in the paper.
The End
\begin{figure}[b]
\includegraphics[width=\textwidth]{art/Part_of_Everything-Death_Hamsters.png}
\caption{Artwork by Part of Everything}
\end{figure}

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@ -84,7 +84,7 @@ do my business more often, mostly because my--''
didn't just see it, either; it was directly behind me, an entire person,
and he didn't go away until I turned round.''
My eyebrow, which had just started to head home for the day, turned
My eyebrow, having just started to head home for the day, turned
right back around and marched up my forehead. This sounded legitimately
interesting. Whatever had actually happened, seeing a person plain as
day is a lot better than imaginary sounds or tricks of light that even
@ -204,7 +204,7 @@ you'd think a hysterical old woman would have. They're more intelligent
than they were before, those eyes, and they seem to possess more menace
than I assume an old lady like that would be able to muster.
One bony hand wraps around my throat with otherworldy strength, choking
A bony hand wraps around my throat with otherworldy strength, choking
off the rest of the sentence. She lifts me off my feet, pulls back, and
for a brief moment everything is serene.

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@ -10,7 +10,7 @@ to the center of the field. Looking out, he knew he had a long way
to go. His revolver sat snuggly in his jean pockets. He wasn't
afraid to use it if he was heard.
Luke's white sneakers sunk into the moist soil, as he crept through the
Luke's sneakers sunk into the moist soil, as he crept through the
corn field. He knew something was up. The full moon shined brightly
into the center of the corn field. In the center of the field stood
a mounted scarecrow. Its eyes beamed like an illuminating light,

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@ -141,7 +141,7 @@ stars.
Basking in the clarity of the moment, the fog lifted, Rogue grabbed
Basking in the clarity of the moment, the fog lifted, Rogue grab\-bed
onto his father's hand as he pulled him into the ship. Luke
hit the burners just as the monsters made their way onto the roof,
turning them into clouds of flying pink mist, their screams silent

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@ -48,7 +48,7 @@ and know how to use it, scum.'' he said.
Suddenly he saw movement. A man or what was once a man or woman
came dashing out from behind Missile Command. {\sc Out\ldots Of\ldots
came dashing out from behind Missile Command. {\sc Out\ldots{} Of\ldots{}
Credits\ldots{}!} it screeched in a slow southern drawl. ``No monster,
you're out of life'' said Bavarius as he squeezed the trigger
rapidly and deliberately.