Contest winners, more art

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\usepackage{hyperref}
\usepackage[labelformat=empty]{caption}
\usepackage{chapauth}
\usepackage[absolute]{textpos}
\TPGrid[\topmargin,\oddsidemargin]{8}{10}
\title{Horrors 2: Clever Title Here}
\author{The Something Awful Forums}
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\include{stories/BenBiddick.The_Horrid}
\include{stories/BenBiddick.The_Barn}
\part{Contest Winners}
\include{stories/Orgasmo.Make_My_Da}
\include{stories/BoldFrankensteinMir.Johnny_the}
\include{stories/THE_WORST_DOCTOR.The_Snake_}
\part{Bavarious Reasons}
\include{stories/Batmanuel.The_Strang}
\include{stories/Torgo_.Brian}
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%\include{stories/The_Iron_Fury.The_Horrid}
\include{stories/bagrada.The_Earach}
\include{stories/Unununium.The_Scarec}
\include{stories/THE_WORST_DOCTOR.The_Snake_}
\include{stories/Tufty.Dames__the}
\include{stories/leb388.The_Girl}
\include{stories/scarycactusjunior.The_Runawa}
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\include{stories/Knuc_If_U_Buck.The_Horrif}
\include{stories/henpod.The_Last_C}
\include{stories/Mortonic.The_Very_H}
%\include{stories/Oatgan.The_Scream}
\include{stories/Oatgan.The_Scream}
\include{stories/Lynxifer.The_Orches}
\include{stories/Cheesus_Christ.The_Horrid}
\include{stories/brylcreem.The_Creatu}
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\include{stories/Lord_Humongus.The_Cellar}
\include{stories/King_Plum_the_Nth.Untitled}
\include{stories/Irish_Joe.The_Boy_Th}
%\include{stories/Dirty_Sanchez.A_Tin_of_P}
\include{stories/Dirty_Sanchez.A_Tin_of_P}
%\include{stories/O_Tempora__O_Mores_.The_First_}
%\include{stories/Pro_Swordbro.Nobodys_Sa}
%\include{stories/Detective_Thompson.Words_Will}
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\part{The Chronicles Of Biddick}
\include{stories/VelvetEvoker.Station_66}
%\include{stories/Donde_Esta.The_Promis}
\include{stories/BoldFrankensteinMir.Johnny_the}
\include{stories/lemonlime.A_Butter_K}
%\include{stories/Monkey_Trouble.The_Cave}
%\include{stories/Hired_Gun.The_Bodies}
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\include{stories/Ridgely__Fan.The_Cocoon}
%\include{stories/raptorred.The_Blood_}
\include{stories/Lorentz_Factor.It_s_just_}
%\include{stories/BatsBjorg.The_Horrid}
\include{stories/BatsBjorg.The_Horrid}
\include{stories/Twigand_Berries.The_Sack_o}
%\include{stories/Helmet.Kindness_o}
%\include{stories/invision.Creature_O}
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%\include{stories/Hantu.I__Lucius_}
%\include{stories/Brushingworth.Chamber_Po}
%\include{stories/duck_monster.Luke_Kills}
%\include{stories/Orgasmo.Make_My_Da}
%\include{stories/kerimeton.White}
\include{stories/Zahgaegun.The_Pus_St}
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\chapauth{BoldFrankensteinMir}
\chapter{Johnny the Knifer}
\begin{textblock}{1.5}(4.7,1)
\begin{center}
\includegraphics[height=1in]{art/red-ribbon.pdf} \\
{\scriptsize Second place: {\em Horrors 2} writing contest}
\end{center}
\end{textblock}
I stopped short at the counter. I sat down. Coffee poured out the
\noindent I stopped short at the counter. I sat down. Coffee poured out the
coffee pot and into my cup, like a pot of brown bullets shooting
into my cup and splashing in coffee. The waitress was very pretty.
She said ``would you like some coffee''? My name is Luke Bavarious. I

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\chapauth{Orgasmo}
\chapter{Make My Day}
\begin{textblock}{1.5}(4.7,1)
\begin{center}
\includegraphics[height=1in]{art/blue-ribbon.pdf} \\
{\scriptsize First place: {\em Horrors 2} writing contest}
\end{center}
\end{textblock}
The telephone rings. The cacophony breaks through the utter silence
\noindent The telephone rings. The cacophony breaks through the utter silence
of my New York flat overlooking Times Square.
I can barely move. Even breathing hurts. These late night bar
fights are getting rougher each night and one of these nights
I'm going to wake up at a hospital instead of my warm

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\chapauth{THE WORST DOCTOR}
\chapter{The Snake Lady}
\begin{textblock}{1.5}(4.7,1)
\begin{center}
\includegraphics[height=1in]{art/white-ribbon.pdf} \\
{\scriptsize Third place: {\em Horrors 2} writing contest}
\end{center}
\end{textblock}
There was a kid who came up to me one evening after I had left my
\noindent There was a kid who came up to me one evening after I had left my
precinct, sniffling and tugging on the left leg of my pants. He had
snot all over his face and I was pretty disgusted. But my job is to
help people, not to pass judgment, so I decided to give him the