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SUPPORT = chapauth.sty
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STORIES = stories/*.tex
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STORIES = stories/*.tex
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ART = art/*
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horrors2.pdf: horrors2.ltx $(SUPPORT) $(STORIES)
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horrors2.pdf: horrors2.ltx $(SUPPORT) $(STORIES) $(ART)
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4
THANKS
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THANKS
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disclaimer, which probably has no legal weight whatsoever, but looks
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disclaimer, which probably has no legal weight whatsoever, but looks
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cool.
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cool.
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Thanks to Ridgley_Fan for submitting *three* git patches, one of which
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had the cool idea of putting a Beretta image on the winning stories
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somewhere.
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Last but most, thanks to Ben Biddick for inspiring 117 crappy authors
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Last but most, thanks to Ben Biddick for inspiring 117 crappy authors
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and one crappy bookmaker to come together for a great thing. Terrible,
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and one crappy bookmaker to come together for a great thing. Terrible,
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yes; but great.
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yes; but great.
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\TPGrid[\topmargin,\oddsidemargin]{8}{10}
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\setcounter{secnumdepth}{-1}
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\newcommand{\gun}{\includegraphics[height=1em]{art/gun.png}}
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\title{Horrors 2: Clever Title Here}
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\title{Horrors 2: Clever Title Here}
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\author{The Something Awful Forums}
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\author{The Something Awful Forums}
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\part{Selections from {\em Horrors}}
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\part{Selections from {\em Horrors}}
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\include{stories/BenBiddick.The_Horrid}
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\include{stories/BenBiddick.The_Horrid}
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\include{stories/BenBiddick.The_Barn}
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\include{stories/BenBiddick.The_Barn}
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\part{Apostles of Biddick}
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\part{Apostles of Biddick}
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\include{stories/Orgasmo.Make_My_Da}
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\include{stories/Orgasmo.Make_My_Da}
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%\include{stories/Hired_Gun.The_Bodies}
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%\include{stories/Hired_Gun.The_Bodies}
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\include{stories/Danger408.The_Torrid}
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\include{stories/Danger408.The_Torrid}
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\include{stories/Safe_Driver.Hell_Cab}
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\include{stories/Safe_Driver.Hell_Cab}
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%\include{stories/Livestock.Destiny_Ca}
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\include{stories/Livestock.Destiny_Ca}
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\include{stories/JohnnyThreeToes.Horrid_Tra}
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\include{stories/JohnnyThreeToes.Horrid_Tra}
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\include{stories/King_Plum_the_Nth.Flow_My_Te}
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\include{stories/King_Plum_the_Nth.Flow_My_Te}
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\include{stories/Yogi_Byron.Horror_D_o}
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\include{stories/Yogi_Byron.Horror_D_o}
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\include{stories/Dominic_Bones.Again}
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\include{stories/Dominic_Bones.Again}
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\part{Luke, {\em I} am your father}
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\part{Luke Bavarious, {\em I} am your father}
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\include{stories/Quovak.A_Cursed_M}
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\include{stories/Quovak.A_Cursed_M}
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\include{stories/Anal_Surgery.Satanic_Re}
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\include{stories/Anal_Surgery.Satanic_Re}
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%\include{stories/Hantu.I__Lucius_}
|
%\include{stories/Hantu.I__Lucius_}
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The Artist
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\chapimg{Discount\_Bees}{art/Discount_Bees-Artist.jpg}
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\chapauth{Ben Biddick}
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\chapter{The Artist}
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The satisfied young child sat on his favorite chair with his pens and
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The satisfied young child sat on his favorite chair with his pens and
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\chapimg{Discount\_Bees}{art/Discount_Bees-Willy.jpg}
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\chapauth{Ben Biddick}
|
\chapauth{Ben Biddick}
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\chapter{Willy}
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\chapter{Willy}
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\chapauth{BoldFrankensteinMir}
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\chapauth{BoldFrankensteinMir}
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\chapter{Johnny the Knifer \textdagger \textdagger}
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\chapter{Johnny the Knifer}
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\begin{textblock}{1.5}(4.7,1)
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\begin{textblock}{1.5}(4.7,1)
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\begin{center}
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\begin{center}
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\end{textblock}
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\end{textblock}
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\noindent I stopped short at the counter. I sat down. Coffee poured out the
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\noindent I stopped short at the counter. I sat down. Coffee poured out the
|
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I stopped short at the counter. I sat down. Coffee poured out the
|
|
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>>>>>>> Added gun logos, daggers, and apostle status for awardees:stories/BoldFrankensteinMir.Johnny_the.tex
|
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coffee pot and into my cup, like a pot of brown bullets shooting
|
coffee pot and into my cup, like a pot of brown bullets shooting
|
||||||
into my cup and splashing in coffee. The waitress was very pretty.
|
into my cup and splashing in coffee. The waitress was very pretty.
|
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She said ``would you like some coffee''? My name is Luke Bavarious. I
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She said ``would you like some coffee''? My name is Luke Bavarious. I
|
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@ -75,12 +75,12 @@ midnight. Nothing happened.
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``Damnit!'' Luke yelled. ``He calls every night. {\em Every
|
``Damnit!'' Luke yelled. ``He calls every night. {\em Every
|
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night!}
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night!}''
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''It's probably just a prankster, Luke. Don't let it get you down.
|
``It's probably just a prankster, Luke. Don't let it get you down.
|
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Anyway, maybe he got tired of calling you.``
|
Anyway, maybe he got tired of calling you.''
|
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''Not again!`` Luke yelled, staring at the ringing telephone. He
|
``Not again!'' Luke yelled, staring at the ringing telephone. He
|
||||||
debated answering, or letting it sing its horrible, shrill song.
|
debated answering, or letting it sing its horrible, shrill song.
|
||||||
Finally, Luke could wait no more. He reached his left hand out and
|
Finally, Luke could wait no more. He reached his left hand out and
|
||||||
clutched the phone, squeezing so tight it would die if it were
|
clutched the phone, squeezing so tight it would die if it were
|
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|
|
@ -102,35 +102,35 @@ alive.
|
||||||
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''Nice try, Luke. But you'll have to figure out who I am on your
|
``Nice try, Luke. But you'll have to figure out who I am on your
|
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own.``
|
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|
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|
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''Who are you?`` Luke demanded, his voice surging with anger.
|
``Who are you?'' Luke demanded, his voice surging with anger.
|
||||||
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||||||
|
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||||||
|
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''Don't you know, Luke. Don't you know who I am?``
|
``Don't you know, Luke. Don't you know who I am?''
|
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''It's only a matter of time before I find out.``
|
``It's only a matter of time before I find out.''
|
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|
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''Sooner than that, Luke. Don't you recognize my voice?``
|
``Sooner than that, Luke. Don't you recognize my voice?''
|
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|
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|
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|
|
||||||
Suddenly a horrible realization came over Luke. ''No. No! No!!!`` he
|
Suddenly a horrible realization came over Luke. ``No. No! No!!!'' he
|
||||||
cried out. He looked to his right, and he was holding a second
|
cried out. He looked to his right, and he was holding a second
|
||||||
telephone.
|
telephone.
|
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||||||
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|
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''All this time, Luke. It was you. It was me. It was
|
``All this time, Luke. It was you. It was me. It was
|
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{\em us}!"
|
{\em us}!''
|
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|
|
@ -138,10 +138,4 @@ Luke heard a click. He looked to his left. The telephone in his
|
||||||
left hand was gone. Now it was a cocked Beretta pointed at his
|
left hand was gone. Now it was a cocked Beretta pointed at his
|
||||||
skull. Suddenly he gulped. {\em Click.}
|
skull. Suddenly he gulped. {\em Click.}
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\chapauth{Orgasmo}
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\chapter{Make My Day \textdagger \textdagger \textdagger}
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''Sir, please don't go out to the docks. I foresee something
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''Beat it, kid." I glared down at the rapscallion and pushed him
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aside. He lost his balance and fell backwards into an open manhole
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cover. His yelp was cut off when he landed on a mangled shopping
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cover. His yelp was cut off when he landed on a mangled shopping
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cart that lay at the bottom of the sewer and blood flew out of the
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''You know what you'd like better than losing your virginity?''
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the man coyly asked. ``Never having sex, that's what!''
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the man coyly asked. ``Never having sex, that's what!''
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\chapauth{THE WORST DOCTOR}
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\chapter{The Snake Lady \textdagger}
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his memory cleared and the pain rose burning and bright like the
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devouring flares of the Sun.
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``No!! This was not me!!``
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``No!! This was not me!!''
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''You did this, Horace Manslasher. You took my family that day while
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``You did this, Horace Manslasher. You took my family that day while
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I was at the dock and no one would join me. Now I'm coming
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I was at the dock and no one would join me. Now I'm coming
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for you.''
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''Mommy? Where's Daddy?'' The questions kept
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penetrating Louise's skull like a rusty icepick that had been
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penetrating Louise's skull like a rusty icepick that had been
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left outside too long. Long enough to develop rust. Cancer for
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left outside too long. Long enough to develop rust. Cancer for
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metal, Louise's father had always said in his father-voice. Now he
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