Add PARCC poem
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And poets were kings
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I guess I'd still have my day job.
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* [PARCC Testing](parcc.html)
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* [Goat on the Water](goat.html)
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* [Ducks](ducks.html)
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* [My Goldfish Wish](goldfish.html)
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Title: PARCC Testing
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Well on Monday morning, I woke up
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And got my butt to school.
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Then the teacher told us that tomorr'
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We'd start somethin' pretty uncool.
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[Chorus]
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Called PARCC testing!
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It's the stupidest test by far!
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It's a good thing they don't let school kids drive
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Or they'd run it down with a car!
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So on Tuesday morning, I caught the bus
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And I walked right into class
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Then the teacher said "get comf'terble
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'cause you're spending the day on your bottom"
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[Chorus]
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For PARCC testing!
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etc.
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Then on Wednesday morning, I went in
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And sat down in my chair.
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It's a good thing it's just half a day
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Or I'd start pullin' out my hair
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[Chorus]
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From PARCC testing!
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And on Thursday morning, I sat down
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then started on the test
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I just couldn't wait 'till 3 O'clock
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when we'd finally get a rest
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[Chorus]
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From PARCC testing!
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Fin'ly Friday morning rolled around
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And the kids all went "hooray"
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Until teacher told us that next week
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We'd start the SBA
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[Chorus]
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Oh PARCC testing!
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