homepage/toys/crunt.md

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---
title: crunt
---
<span id="crunt">
</span>
**CRUNT**[!](http://www.subgenius.com/bigfist/bulldada/X0033_RAELIAN.TXT.html)
<script>
function crunt() {
if (Math.random() < 0.5) {
return "CRUNT";
} else {
return "crunt";
}
}
function init() {
var p = document.getElementById("crunt");
var out = [];
var crunts = Math.floor(Math.random() * 300) + 200;
var babies = crunts * 3 / 4;
for (var i = 0; i < crunts; i += 1) {
out.push(crunt());
}
for (var i = 0; i < babies; i += 1) {
out.push("crunt");
}
p.textContent = out.join(" ");
}
window.addEventListener("load", init);
</script>