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title: The Featurephone Experiment
date: 2024-02-05
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- featurephone
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Jr and I have spent the last year paring down our smartphone usage.
This last December,
we found we were using the phones about 30 minutes a day.
When I realized last month that Jr's phone would stop getting security patches
in August of this year,
I was not looking forward to dropping another $500-$800 on a phone
that we're trying our best to not use.
So I moved to a featurephone.
I have a few basic needs:
* Need to be able to play one album to wired speakers: I run sound for the dance school
* Group texting: surprisingly, this is still an uncommon feature in 2024
* Rudimentary maps app I can use for walking
* Calendar with alarms that syncs to some online service
* Allows tethering my laptop
* Battery lasts a full day
## Nokia 2780
Initially,
I tried the Nokia 2780.
This is a flip phone, running KaiOS,
a browser-based mobile operating system.
Checklist:
* [ ] Play one album to wired speakers
* [x] Group texting
* [x] Maps for walking
* [x] Calendar with alarms
* [x] Allows tethering my laptop
* [x] Battery lasts a full day
Other neat features:
* $70
* Camera with flash and geotagged photos (remembers where you were when you took it)
* Displays photos sent over SMS
* Email client, synced to Google Mail
* Possible to write JavaScript apps for things like playing ebooks
* Battery lasts a full day
* Alarm clock
Bummers:
* USB C charging port is still directional and won't charge in one orientation of the cable
* Dings for dumb reasons like "battery is full", with no clear way to turn that off
* Music player won't play to wired speakers (but wired headphones are okay: I don't understand how they did this)
* JavaScript apps cannot use "native" controls: you have to scroll a cursor around with the d-pad
* Larger than flip phones used to be (but still smaller than a smartphone)
* Predictive text input makes you send "G will be there" instead of "I will be there", unless you're vigilant
* Some built-in apps, and all store-installed apps, have ads
* Google is all over the shortcuts, even when it doesn't make sense
* OS will probably never be updated
Jr wound up taking this device,
and seems to be fairly happy with it.
For me,
it was pretty good,
but I felt like it could be better.
## Light Phone 2
This is actually running Android
with a custom front-end for displaying on a small e-ink screen.
You can hack it to run any Android app,
apparently.
I'm going to try hard not to do this.
Checklist:
* [x] Play one album to wired speakers
* [x] Group texting
* [x] Maps for walking
* [x] Calendar with alarms
* [x] Allows tethering my laptop
* [x] Battery lasts a full day
Other neat features:
* Will auto-forward MMS attachments to your email
* Small: fits in my jeans watch pocket
* E-ink display looks cool
* Lots of the setup you do is actually on a web page you access with your computer
* Alarm clock
* Podcasts built into the core OS
* Gets regular updates: seems like about 2 updates per month!
Bummers:
* $300
* USB Micro charging adapter
* Music is organized as a flat list of every song you added
* Percent button on calculator makes no sense to me
* Sends notification tone when it pairs to Bluetooth or regains signal
* Does not sync messages over bluetooth to the car
* Does not sync contacts over bluetooth to the car
* You have to turn it on to see if you have any notifications
* No camera
* No ability to display images
## Where Things Stand
Jr has the Nokia 2780 and so far likes it.
I suspected this would happen: it feels more "fun" somehow,
and the camera is a big deal.
I'm enjoying the Light Phone 2.
It checks all my boxes, and... that's about all there is.
$300 feels like a lot,
but if I can keep it for 2 years,
I'll be spending the same amount per year as I did on smartphones.
If I can keep it for 5 years,
it will be much cheaper.
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More interesting to me is that
*I still need a smartphone*.
I'm leaving it powered off,
but I need to turn it on for:
* Depositing checks
* Obtaining SMS codes (I still haven't ported my phone number over)
* Video calls with my family
* Authention app for work (!)
I *think* I can do business travel without the smartphone.
I've got the work authentication app installed on my personal Chromebook,
and while I was at it,
I set up a Plex app,
so I have some stuff to watch on my next train trip.
Will this stick?
I guess only time will tell!