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Title: Sap

I love you dear, so very much
That I get sappy when we touch
Or even when I think of you
Your eyes so red, your hair so blue

I see your face, it warms my heart
It makes my colon leap, then fart
There aren't enough words to express how much I am in love with you
Even breaking meter won't do

The fleshy folds around your teeth
Are red like blood, beyond belief
They make me want to osculate
And doing so is super-great

In short, my love, you fill my gap
With sticky, drippy, sugary sap
I hope you're with me for all time
And that is why I wrote these lines