Integrate fortune-telling, make fortunes local

.gitignore

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 go.sum
+vail

static/fortune.mjs

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-import * as Morse from "./morse.mjs"
-
-class Fortune {
-    constructor() {
-        let button = document.querySelector("#fortune")
-        button.addEventListener("click", () => this.go())
-		this.buzzer = new Morse.Buzzer({highFreq: 440})
-		this.iambic = new Morse.Iambic(() => this.buzzer.Buzz(true), () => this.buzzer.Silence(true))
-		document.querySelector("#iambic-duration").addEventListener("input", e => this.iambic.SetIntervalDuration(e.target.value))
-    }
-
-    async go() {
-        let resp = await fetch("https://rot47.net/api/fortune/")
-        let fortune = await resp.json()
-        this.iambic.EnqueueAsciiString(fortune)
-    }
-
-
-}
-
-function fortuneInit() {
-	try {
-		window.fortune = new Fortune()
-	} catch (err) {
-		console.log(err)
-		Morse.toast(err)
-	}
-}
-
-
-if (document.readyState === "loading") {
-	document.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded", fortuneInit)
-} else {
-	fortuneInit()
-}

static/fortunes.mjs

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+/*
+These were converted, and lightly edited, from the `fortunes-min` Debian package,
+which came with the following copyright:
+
+
+Copyright (c) 1991 The Regents of the University of California.
+All rights reserved.
+
+Redistribution and use in source and binary forms, with or without
+modification, are permitted provided that the following conditions
+are met:
+
+1. Redistributions of source code must retain the above copyright
+   notice, this list of conditions and the following disclaimer.
+2. Redistributions in binary form must reproduce the above copyright
+   notice, this list of conditions and the following disclaimer in the
+   documentation and/or other materials provided with the distribution.
+3. [ Deleted.  see :-
+        ftp://ftp.cs.berkeley.edu/pub/4bsd/README.Impt.License.Change
+   ]
+4. Neither the name of the University nor the names of its contributors
+   may be used to endorse or promote products derived from this software
+   without specific prior written permission.
+
+THIS SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED BY THE REGENTS AND CONTRIBUTORS ``AS IS'' AND
+ANY EXPRESS OR IMPLIED WARRANTIES, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, THE
+IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE
+ARE DISCLAIMED.  IN NO EVENT SHALL THE REGENTS OR CONTRIBUTORS BE LIABLE
+FOR ANY DIRECT, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, EXEMPLARY, OR CONSEQUENTIAL
+DAMAGES (INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, PROCUREMENT OF SUBSTITUTE GOODS
+OR SERVICES; LOSS OF USE, DATA, OR PROFITS; OR BUSINESS INTERRUPTION)
+HOWEVER CAUSED AND ON ANY THEORY OF LIABILITY, WHETHER IN CONTRACT, STRICT
+LIABILITY, OR TORT (INCLUDING NEGLIGENCE OR OTHERWISE) ARISING IN ANY WAY
+OUT OF THE USE OF THIS SOFTWARE, EVEN IF ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF
+SUCH DAMAGE.
+*/
+
+export const fortunes = [
+	"A day for firm decisions!  Or is it?",
+	"A few hours grace before the madness begins again.",
+	"A gift of a flower will soon be made to you.",
+	"A long-forgotten loved one will appear soon. Buy the negatives at any price.",
+	"A tall, dark stranger will have more fun than you.",
+	"A visit to a fresh place will bring strange work.",
+	"A visit to a strange place will bring fresh work.",
+	"A vivid and creative mind characterizes you.",
+	"Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy.",
+	"Accent on helpful side of your nature.  Drain the moat.",
+	"Advancement in position.",
+	"After your lover has gone you will still have PEANUT BUTTER!",
+	"Afternoon very favorable for romance.  Try a single person for a change.",
+	"Alimony and bribes will engage a large share of your wealth.",
+	"All the troubles you have will pass away very quickly.",
+	"Among the lucky, you are the chosen one.",
+	"An avocado-tone refrigerator would look good on your resume.",
+	"An exotic journey in downtown Newark is in your future.",
+	"Another good night not to sleep in a eucalyptus tree.",
+	"Are you a turtle?",
+	"Are you ever going to do the dishes?  Or will you change your major to biology?",
+	"Are you making all this up as you go along?",
+	"Are you sure the back door is locked?",
+	"Artistic ventures highlighted.  Rob a museum.",
+	"Avert misunderstanding by calm, poise, and balance.",
+	"Avoid gunfire in the bathroom tonight.",
+	"Avoid reality at all costs.",
+	"Bank error in your favor.  Collect $200.",
+	"Be careful!  Is it classified?",
+	"Be careful!  UGLY strikes 9 out of 10!",
+	"Be cautious in your daily affairs.",
+	"Be cheerful while you are alive. -- Phathotep, 24th Century B.C.",
+	"Be different: conform.",
+	"Be free and open and breezy!  Enjoy!  Things won't get any better so get used to it.",
+	"Be security conscious -- National defense is at stake.",
+	"Beauty and harmony are as necessary to you as the very breath of life.",
+	"Best of all is never to have been born.  Second best is to die soon.",
+	"Better hope the life-inspector doesn't come around while you have your life in such a mess.",
+	"Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.",
+	"Beware of a tall black man with one blond shoe.",
+	"Beware of a tall blond man with one black shoe.",
+	"Beware of Bigfoot!",
+	"Beware of low-flying butterflies.",
+	"Beware the one behind you.",
+	"Blow it out your ear.",
+	"Break into jail and claim police brutality.",
+	"Bridge ahead.  Pay troll.",
+	"Caution: breathing may be hazardous to your health.",
+	"Caution: Keep out of reach of children.",
+	"Celebrate Hannibal Day this year.  Take an elephant to lunch.",
+	"Change your thoughts and you change your world.",
+	"Cheer Up!  Things are getting worse at a slower rate.",
+	"Chess tonight.",
+	"Chicken Little only has to be right once.",
+	"Chicken Little was right.",
+	"Cold hands, no gloves.",
+	"Communicate!  It can't make things any worse.",
+	"Courage is your greatest present need.",
+	"Day of inquiry.  You will be subpoenaed.",
+	"Do not overtax your powers.",
+	"Do not sleep in a eucalyptus tree tonight.",
+	"Do nothing unless you must, and when you must act -- hesitate.",
+	"Do something unusual today.  Pay a bill.",
+	"Do what comes naturally.  Seethe and fume and throw a tantrum.",
+	"Domestic happiness and faithful friends.",
+	"Don't feed the bats tonight.",
+	"Don't get stuck in a closet -- wear yourself out.",
+	"Don't get to bragging.",
+	"Don't go surfing in South Dakota for a while.",
+	"Don't hate yourself in the morning -- sleep till noon.",
+	"Don't kiss an elephant on the lips today.",
+	"Don't let your mind wander -- it's too little to be let out alone.",
+	"Don't look back, the lemmings are gaining on you.",
+	"Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at you.",
+	"Don't look now, but there is a multi-legged creature on your shoulder.",
+	"Don't plan any hasty moves.  You'll be evicted soon anyway.",
+	"Don't read any sky-writing for the next two weeks.",
+	"Don't read everything you believe.",
+	"Don't relax!  It's only your tension that's holding you together.",
+	"Don't tell any big lies today.  Small ones can be just as effective.",
+	"Don't worry so loud, your roommate can't think.",
+	"Don't Worry, Be Happy. -- Meher Baba",
+	"Don't you feel more like you do now than you did when you came in?",
+	"Don't you wish you had more energy... or less ambition?",
+	"Everything that you know is wrong, but you can be straightened out.",
+	"Everything will be just tickety-boo today.",
+	"Excellent day for putting Slinkies on an escalator.",
+	"Excellent day to have a rotten day.",
+	"Excellent time to become a missing person.",
+	"Executive ability is prominent in your make-up.",
+	"Exercise caution in your daily affairs.",
+	"Expect a letter from a friend who will ask a favor of you.",
+	"Expect the worst, it's the least you can do.",
+	"Fine day for friends. So-so day for you.",
+	"Fine day to work off excess energy.  Steal something heavy.",
+	"Future looks spotty.  You will spill soup in late evening.",
+	"Generosity and perfection are your everlasting goals.",
+	"Give him an evasive answer.",
+	"Give thought to your reputation.  Consider changing name and moving to a new town.",
+	"Give your very best today.  Heaven knows it's little enough.",
+	"Go to a movie tonight.  Darkness becomes you.",
+	"Good day for a change of scene.  Repaper the bedroom wall.",
+	"Good day for overcoming obstacles.  Try a steeplechase.",
+	"Good day to deal with people in high places; particularly lonely stewardesses.",
+	"Good day to let down old friends who need help.",
+	"Good news from afar can bring you a welcome visitor.",
+	"Good news.  Ten weeks from Friday will be a pretty good day.",
+	"Good night to spend with family, but avoid arguments with your mate's new lover.",
+	"Green light in A.M. for new projects.  Red light in P.M. for traffic tickets.",
+	"Hope that the day after you die is a nice day.",
+	"If you can read this, you're too close.",
+	"If you learn one useless thing every day, in a single year you'll learn 365 useless things.",
+	"If you sow your wild oats, hope for a crop failure.",
+	"If you stand on your head, you will get footprints in your hair.",
+	"If you think last Tuesday was a drag, wait till you see what happens tomorrow!",
+	"If your life was a horse, you'd have to shoot it.",
+	"In the stairway of life, you'd best take the elevator.",
+	"Increased knowledge will help you now.  Have mate's phone bugged.",
+	"Is that really YOU that is reading this?",
+	"Is this really happening?",
+	"It may or may not be worthwhile, but it still has to be done.",
+	"It was all so different before everything changed.",
+	"It's all in the mind, ya know.",
+	"It's lucky you're going so slowly, because you're going in the wrong direction.",
+	"Just because the message may never be received does not mean it is not worth sending.",
+	"Just to have it is enough.",
+	"Keep emotionally active.  Cater to your favorite neurosis.",
+	"Keep it short for pithy sake.",
+	"Lady Luck brings added income today.  Lady friend takes it away tonight.",
+	"Learn to pause -- or nothing worthwhile can catch up to you.",
+	"Let me put it this way: today is going to be a learning experience.",
+	"Life is to you a dashing and bold adventure.",
+	"Live in a world of your own, but always welcome visitors.",
+	"Living your life is a task so difficult, it has never been attempted before.",
+	"Long life is in store for you.",
+	"Look afar and see the end from the beginning.",
+	"Love is in the offing.  Be affectionate to one who adores you.",
+	"Make a wish, it might come true.",
+	"Many changes of mind and mood; do not hesitate too long.",
+	"Never be led astray onto the path of virtue.",
+	"Never commit yourself!  Let someone else commit you.",
+	"Never give an inch!",
+	"Never look up when dragons fly overhead.",
+	"Never reveal your best argument.",
+	"Next Friday will not be your lucky day.  As a matter of fact, you don't have a lucky day this year.",
+	"Of course you have a purpose -- to find a purpose.",
+	"People are beginning to notice you.  Try dressing before you leave the house.",
+	"Perfect day for scrubbing the floor and other exciting things.",
+	"Questionable day. Ask somebody something.",
+	"Reply hazy, ask again later.",
+	"Save energy: be apathetic.",
+	"Ships are safe in harbor, but they were never meant to stay there.",
+	"Slow day.  Practice crawling.",
+	"Snow Day -- stay home.",
+	"So this is it.  We're going to die.",
+	"So you're back... about time...",
+	"Someone is speaking well of you.",
+	"Someone is speaking well of you. How unusual!",
+	"Someone whom you reject today, will reject you tomorrow.",
+	"Stay away from flying saucers today.",
+	"Stay away from hurricanes for a while.",
+	"Stay the curse.",
+	"That secret you've been guarding, isn't.",
+	"The time is right to make new friends.",
+	"There is a 20% chance of tomorrow.",
+	"There is a fly on your nose.",
+	"There was a phone call for you.",
+	"There will be big changes for you but you will be happy.",
+	"Things will be bright in P.M.  A cop will shine a light in your face.",
+	"Think twice before speaking, but don't say \"think think click click\".",
+	"This life is yours.  Some of it was given to you; the rest, you made yourself.",
+	"This will be a memorable month -- no matter how hard you try to forget it.",
+	"Time to be aggressive.  Go after a tattooed Virgo.",
+	"Today is National Existential Ennui Awareness Day.",
+	"Today is the first day of the rest of the mess.",
+	"Today is the first day of the rest of your life.",
+	"Today is the last day of your life so far.",
+	"Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.",
+	"Today is what happened to yesterday.",
+	"Tomorrow will be cancelled due to lack of interest.",
+	"Tomorrow, this will be part of the unchangeable past but fortunately, it can still be changed today.",
+	"Tomorrow, you can be anywhere.",
+	"Tonight you will pay the wages of sin; Don't forget to leave a tip.",
+	"Tonight's the night: Sleep in a eucalyptus tree.",
+	"Troubled day for virgins over 16 who are beautiful and wealthy and live in eucalyptus trees.",
+	"Truth will out this morning.  (Which may really mess things up.)",
+	"Try the Moo Shu Pork.  It is especially good today.",
+	"Try to get all of your posthumous medals in advance.",
+	"Try to have as good a life as you can under the circumstances.",
+	"Try to value useful qualities in one who loves you.",
+	"Tuesday After Lunch is the cosmic time of the week.",
+	"Tuesday is the Wednesday of the rest of your life.",
+	"What happened last night can happen again.",
+	"While you recently had your problems on the run, they've regrouped and are making another attack.",
+	"Write yourself a threatening letter and pen a defiant reply.",
+	"You are a bundle of energy, always on the go.",
+	"You are a fluke of the universe; you have no right to be here.",
+	"You are a very redundant person, that's what kind of person you are.",
+	"You are always busy.",
+	"You are as I am with You.",
+	"You are capable of planning your future.",
+	"You are confused; but this is your normal state.",
+	"You are deeply attached to your friends and acquaintances.",
+	"You are destined to become the commandant of the fighting men of the department of transportation.",
+	"You are dishonest, but never to the point of hurting a friend.",
+	"You are fairminded, just and loving.",
+	"You are farsighted, a good planner, an ardent lover, and a faithful friend.",
+	"You are fighting for survival in your own sweet and gentle way.",
+	"You are going to have a new love affair.",
+	"You are magnetic in your bearing.",
+	"You are not dead yet.  But watch for further reports.",
+	"You are number 6!  Who is number one?",
+	"You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.",
+	"You are scrupulously honest, frank, and straightforward.  Therefore you have few friends.",
+	"You are sick, twisted and perverted.  I like that in a person.",
+	"You are so boring that when I see you my feet go to sleep.",
+	"You are standing on my toes.",
+	"You are taking yourself far too seriously.",
+	"You are the only person to ever get this message.",
+	"You are wise, witty, and wonderful, but you spend too much time reading this sort of trash.",
+	"You attempt things that you do not even plan because of your extreme stupidity.",
+	"You can create your own opportunities this week.  Blackmail a senior executive.",
+	"You can do very well in speculation where land or anything to do with dirt is concerned.",
+	"You can rent this space for only $5 a week.",
+	"You could live a better life, if you had a better mind and a better body.",
+	"You definitely intend to start living sometime soon.",
+	"You dialed 5483.",
+	"You display the wonderful traits of charm and courtesy.",
+	"You don't become a failure until you're satisfied with being one.",
+	"You enjoy the company of other people.",
+	"You feel a whole lot more like you do now than you did when you used to.",
+	"You fill a much-needed gap.",
+	"You get along very well with everyone except animals and people.",
+	"You had some happiness once, but your parents moved away, and you had to leave it behind.",
+	"You have a deep appreciation of the arts and music.",
+	"You have a deep interest in all that is artistic.",
+	"You have a reputation for being thoroughly reliable and trustworthy. A pity that it's totally undeserved.",
+	"You have a strong appeal for members of the opposite sex.",
+	"You have a strong appeal for members of your own sex.",
+	"You have a strong desire for a home and your family interests come first.",
+	"You have a truly strong individuality.",
+	"You have a will that can be influenced by all with whom you come in contact.",
+	"You have an ability to sense and know higher truth.",
+	"You have an ambitious nature and may make a name for yourself.",
+	"You have an unusual equipment for success.  Be sure to use it properly.",
+	"You have an unusual magnetic personality. Don't walk too close to metal objects which are not fastened down.",
+	"You have an unusual understanding of the problems of human relationships.",
+	"You have been selected for a secret mission.",
+	"You have Egyptian flu: you're going to be a mummy.",
+	"You have had a long-term stimulation relative to business.",
+	"You have literary talent that you should take pains to develop.",
+	"You have many friends and very few living enemies.",
+	"You have no real enemies.",
+	"You have taken yourself too seriously.",
+	"You have the body of a 19 year old.  Please return it before it gets wrinkled.",
+	"You have the capacity to learn from mistakes.  You'll learn a lot today.",
+	"You have the power to influence all with whom you come in contact.",
+	"You like to form new friendships and make new acquaintances.",
+	"You look like a million dollars.  All green and wrinkled.",
+	"You look tired.",
+	"You love peace.",
+	"You love your home and want it to be beautiful.",
+	"You may be gone tomorrow, but that doesn't mean that you weren't here today.",
+	"You may be infinitely smaller than some things, but you're infinitely larger than others.",
+	"You may be recognized soon.  Hide.",
+	"You may get an opportunity for advancement today.  Watch it!",
+	"You may worry about your hair-do today, but tomorrow much peanut butter will be sold.",
+	"You need more time; and you probably always will.",
+	"You need no longer worry about the future.  This time tomorrow you'll be dead.",
+	"You never hesitate to tackle the most difficult problems.",
+	"You never know how many friends you have until you rent a house on the beach.",
+	"You now have Asian Flu.",
+	"You own a dog, but you can only feed a cat.",
+	"You plan things that you do not even attempt because of your extreme caution.",
+	"You possess a mind not merely twisted, but actually sprained.",
+	"You prefer the company of the opposite sex, but are well liked by your own.",
+	"You recoil from the crude; you tend naturally toward the exquisite.",
+	"You seek to shield those you love and you like the role of the provider.",
+	"You shall be rewarded for a dastardly deed.",
+	"You should emulate your heroes, but don't carry it too far.  Especially if they are dead.",
+	"You should go home.",
+	"You single-handedly fought your way into this hopeless mess.",
+	"You teach best what you most need to learn.",
+	"You too can wear a nose mitten.",
+	"You two ought to be more careful--your love could drag on for years and years.",
+	"You will always get the greatest recognition for the job you least like.",
+	"You will always have good luck in your personal affairs.",
+	"You will attract cultured and artistic people to your home.",
+	"You will be a winner today.  Pick a fight with a four-year-old.",
+	"You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part.",
+	"You will be aided greatly by a person whom you thought to be unimportant.",
+	"You will be attacked by a beast who has the body of a wolf, the tail of a lion, and the face of Donald Duck.",
+	"You will be audited by the Internal Revenue Service.",
+	"You will be awarded a medal for disregarding safety in saving someone.",
+	"You will be awarded some great honor.",
+	"You will be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize... posthumously.",
+	"You will be called upon to help a friend in trouble.",
+	"You will be divorced within a year.",
+	"You will be given a post of trust and responsibility.",
+	"You will be held hostage by a radical group.",
+	"You will be honored for contributing your time and skill to a worthy cause.",
+	"You will be imprisoned for contributing your time and skill to a bank robbery.",
+	"You will be married within a year, and divorced within two.",
+	"You will be married within a year.",
+	"You will be misunderstood by everyone.",
+	"You will be recognized and honored as a community leader.",
+	"You will be reincarnated as a toad; and you will be much happier.",
+	"You will be run over by a beer truck.",
+	"You will be run over by a bus.",
+	"You will be singled out for promotion in your work.",
+	"You will be successful in love.",
+	"You will be surprised by a loud noise.",
+	"You will be surrounded by luxury.",
+	"You will be the last person to buy a Chrysler.",
+	"You will be the victim of a bizarre joke.",
+	"You will be Told about it Tomorrow.  Go Home and Prepare Thyself.",
+	"You will be traveling and coming into a fortune.",
+	"You will be winged by an anti-aircraft battery.",
+	"You will become rich and famous unless you don't.",
+	"You will contract a rare disease.",
+	"You will engage in a profitable business activity.",
+	"You will experience a strong urge to do good; but it will pass.",
+	"You will feel hungry again in another hour.",
+	"You will forget that you ever knew me.",
+	"You will gain money by a fattening action.",
+	"You will gain money by a speculation or lottery.",
+	"You will gain money by an illegal action.",
+	"You will gain money by an immoral action.",
+	"You will get what you deserve.",
+	"You will give someone a piece of your mind, which you can ill afford.",
+	"You will have a long and boring life.",
+	"You will have a long and unpleasant discussion with your supervisor.",
+	"You will have domestic happiness and faithful friends.",
+	"You will have good luck and overcome many hardships.",
+	"You will have long and healthy life.",
+	"You will hear good news from one you thought unfriendly to you.",
+	"You will inherit millions of dollars.",
+	"You will inherit some money or a small piece of land.",
+	"You will live a long, healthy, happy life and make bags of money.",
+	"You will live to see your grandchildren.",
+	"You will lose your present job and have to become a door to door mayonnaise salesman.",
+	"You will meet an important person who will help you advance professionally.",
+	"You will never know hunger.",
+	"You will not be elected to public office this year.",
+	"You will obey or molten silver will be poured into your ears.",
+	"You will outgrow your usefulness.",
+	"You will overcome the attacks of jealous associates.",
+	"You will pass away very quickly.",
+	"You will pay for your sins.  If you have already paid, please disregard this message.",
+	"You will pioneer the first Martian colony.",
+	"You will probably marry after a very brief courtship.",
+	"You will reach the highest possible point in your business or profession.",
+	"You will receive a legacy which will place you above want.",
+	"You will remember something that you should not have forgotten.",
+	"You will soon forget this.",
+	"You will soon meet a person who will play an important role in your life.",
+	"You will step on the night soil of many countries.",
+	"You will stop at nothing to reach your objective, but only because your brakes are defective.",
+	"You will triumph over your enemy.",
+	"You will visit the Dung Pits of Glive soon.",
+	"You will win success in whatever calling you adopt.",
+	"You will wish you hadn't.",
+	"You work very hard.  Don't try to think as well.",
+	"You worry too much about your job.  Stop it.  You are not paid enough to worry.",
+	"You would if you could but you can't so you won't.",
+	"You'd like to do it instantaneously, but that's too slow.",
+	"You'll be called to a post requiring ability in handling groups of people.",
+	"You'll be sorry...",
+	"You'll feel devilish tonight.  Toss dynamite caps under a flamenco dancer's heel.",
+	"You'll feel much better once you've given up hope.",
+	"You'll never be the man your mother was!",
+	"You'll never see all the places, or read all the books, but fortunately, they're not all recommended.",
+	"You'll wish that you had done some of the hard things when they were easier to do.",
+	"You're a card which will have to be dealt with.",
+	"You're almost as happy as you think you are.",
+	"You're at the end of the road again.",
+	"You're being followed.  Cut out the hanky-panky for a few days.",
+	"You're currently going through a difficult transition period called \"Life.\"",
+	"You're definitely on their list.  The question to ask next is what list it is.",
+	"You're growing out of some of your problems, but there are others that you're growing into.",
+	"You're not my type.  For that matter, you're not even my species!",
+	"You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny.",
+	"You're working under a slight handicap.  You happen to be human.",
+	"You've been leading a dog's life.  Stay off the furniture.",
+	"Your aim is high and to the right.",
+	"Your aims are high, and you are capable of much.",
+	"Your analyst has you mixed up with another patient.  Don't believe a thing he tells you.",
+	"Your best consolation is the hope that the things you failed to get weren't really worth having.",
+	"Your boss climbed the corporate ladder, wrong by wrong.",
+	"Your boss is a few sandwiches short of a picnic.",
+	"Your boyfriend takes chocolate from strangers.",
+	"Your business will assume vast proportions.",
+	"Your business will go through a period of considerable expansion.",
+	"Your depth of comprehension may tend to make you lax in worldly ways.",
+	"Your domestic life may be harmonious.",
+	"Your fly might be open (but don't check it just now).",
+	"Your heart is pure, and your mind clear, and your soul devout.",
+	"Your ignorance cramps my conversation.",
+	"Your life would be very empty if you had nothing to regret.",
+	"Your love life will be happy and harmonious.",
+	"Your love life will be... interesting.",
+	"Your lover will never wish to leave you.",
+	"Your lucky color has faded.",
+	"Your lucky number has been disconnected.",
+	"Your lucky number is 3552664958674928.  Watch for it everywhere.",
+	"Your mode of life will be changed for the better because of good news soon.",
+	"Your mode of life will be changed for the better because of new developments.",
+	"Your motives for doing whatever good deed you may have in mind will be misinterpreted by somebody.",
+	"Your nature demands love and your happiness depends on it.",
+	"Your object is to save the world, while still leading a pleasant life.",
+	"Your own qualities will help prevent your advancement in the world.",
+	"Your present plans will be successful.",
+	"Your reasoning is excellent -- it's only your basic assumptions that are wrong.",
+	"Your reasoning powers are good, and you are a fairly good planner.",
+	"Your sister swims out to meet troop ships.",
+	"Your society will be sought by people of taste and refinement.",
+	"Your step will soil many countries.",
+	"Your supervisor is thinking about you.",
+	"Your talents will be recognized and suitably rewarded.",
+	"Your temporary financial embarrassment will be relieved in a surprising manner.",
+	"Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with.",
+]
+
+/**
+ * Return a randomly-chosen fortune.
+ */
+export function getFortune() {
+	return fortunes[Math.floor(Math.random() * fortunes.length)]
+}

static/index.html

@@ -15,7 +15,6 @@
 		<link rel="icon" href="vail.png" sizes="256x256" type="image/png">
 		<link rel="icon" href="vail.svg" sizes="any" type="image/svg+xml">
 		<script type="module" src="vail.mjs"></script>
-		<script type="module" src="fortune.mjs"></script>
 		<link rel="stylesheet" href="vail.css">
 	</head>
 	<body>
@@ -176,15 +175,22 @@
 									<tr class="mdl-card__supporting-text">
 										<td>
 											<p>
-											  Check (CK) round-trip times and audio functionality
+												Send <code>CK</code> (check) to the repeater, and play when it comes back.
-												by sending "CK" to the repeater and playing the returned signal.
 											</p>
 										</td>
 										<td>
 											<p>
-												Fetch a fortune and play it locally.
+												Spacing: ×<output id="handicap-value"></output>
-												This can help practice copying (hearing) Morse code,
+												<input
-												without having to involve another person.
+													id="handicap"
+													class="mdl-slider mdl-js-slider"
+													type="range"
+													min="1"
+													max="8"
+													value="4">
+											</p>
+											<p>
+												Have vail tell your fortune, in English. Local only: not transmitted.
 											</p>
 										</td>
 									</tr>
@@ -323,7 +329,8 @@
 								<span>8 ---..</span>
 								<span>9 ----.</span>
 								<br>
-								<span>Over .-.</span>
+								<span>End of transmission .-.-.</span>
+								<span>Over -.-</span>
 								<span>Correction ........</span>
 								<span>? / Say Again ..--..</span>
 							</div>

static/morse.mjs

@@ -107,10 +107,11 @@ class Iambic {
 	 * @param {TxControl} endTxFunc Function to end transmitting
 	 * @param {number} intervalDuration Dit duration (milliseconds)
 	 */
-	constructor(beginTxFunc, endTxFunc, intervalDuration=100) {
+	constructor(beginTxFunc, endTxFunc, {intervalDuration=100, pauseMultiplier=1}={}) {
 		this.beginTxFunc = beginTxFunc
 		this.endTxFunc = endTxFunc
 		this.intervalDuration = intervalDuration
+		this.pauseMultiplier = pauseMultiplier
 		this.ditDown = false
 		this.dahDown = false
 		this.last = null
@@ -133,7 +134,11 @@ class Iambic {
 
 		let next = this.queue.shift()
 		if (next < 0) {
-			next = next * -1
+			next *= -1
+			if (next > 1) {
+				// Don't adjust spacing within a letter
+				next *= this.pauseMultiplier
+			}
 			this.endTxFunc()
 		} else {
 			this.last = next
@@ -166,6 +171,12 @@ class Iambic {
 		return this.last
 	}
 
+	/**
+	 * Return true if we are currently playing out something
+	 */
+	Busy() {
+		return this.pulseTimer
+	}
 	/**
 	  * Set a new dit interval (transmission rate)
 	  *
@@ -175,6 +186,18 @@ class Iambic {
 		this.intervalDuration = duration
 	}
 
+	/**
+	 * Set a new pause multiplier.
+	 * 
+	 * This slows down the inter-letter and inter-word pauses,
+	 * which can aid in learning.
+	 * 
+	 * @param {number} multiplier Pause multiplier
+	 */
+	SetPauseMultiplier(multiplier) {
+		this.pauseMultiplier = multiplier
+	}
+
 	/**
 	 * Add to the output queue, and start processing the queue if it's not currently being processed.
 	 * 
@@ -204,12 +227,12 @@ class Iambic {
         }
     }
 
-    EnqueueAsciiString(s) {
+    EnqueueAsciiString(s, {pauseLetter = PAUSE_LETTER, pauseWord = PAUSE_WORD} = {}) {
         for (let c of s.toLowerCase()) {
             let m = MorseMap[c]
             if (m) {
                 this.EnqueueMorseString(m)
-                this.Enqueue(PAUSE_LETTER)
+                this.Enqueue(pauseLetter)
                 continue
             }
 
@@ -217,7 +240,7 @@ class Iambic {
                 case " ":
 				case "\n":
 				case "\t":
-                    this.Enqueue(PAUSE_WORD)
+                    this.Enqueue(pauseWord)
                     break
                 default:
                     console.warn("Unable to encode '" + c + "'!")

static/vail.mjs

@@ -1,4 +1,6 @@
 import * as Morse from "./morse.mjs"
+import {getFortune} from "./fortunes.mjs"
+import { toast } from "./morse.mjs"
 
 class Vail {
 	constructor() {
@@ -29,12 +31,22 @@ class Vail {
 		document.addEventListener("keyup", e => this.keyboard(e))
 
 		// Make helpers
-		this.iambic = new Morse.Iambic(() => this.beginTx(), () => this.endTx())
 		this.buzzer = new Morse.Buzzer()
+		this.iambic = new Morse.Iambic(() => this.beginTx(), () => this.endTx())
+		this.fortuneBuzzer = new Morse.Buzzer({highFreq: 440})
+		this.fortuneIambic = new Morse.Iambic(() => this.fortuneBuzzer.Buzz(true), () => this.fortuneBuzzer.Silence(true))
 
 		// Listen for slider values
-		this.inputInit("#iambic-duration", e => this.iambic.SetIntervalDuration(e.target.value))
+		this.inputInit("#iambic-duration", e => {
-		this.inputInit("#rx-delay", e => { this.rxDelay = Number(e.target.value) })
+			this.iambic.SetIntervalDuration(e.target.value)
+			this.fortuneIambic.SetIntervalDuration(e.target.value)
+		})
+		this.inputInit("#rx-delay", e => { 
+			this.rxDelay = Number(e.target.value) 
+		})
+		this.inputInit("#handicap", e => {
+			this.fortuneIambic.SetPauseMultiplier(e.target.value)
+		})
 
 		// Show what repeater we're on
 		let repeater = (new URL(location)).searchParams.get("repeater") || "General Chaos"
@@ -309,6 +321,8 @@ class Vail {
 			this.straightKey(begin)
 		} else if ((event.target.id == "ck") && begin) {
 			this.Test()
+		} else if ((event.target.id == "fortune") && begin) {
+			this.PlayFortune()
 		}
 	}
 
@@ -373,6 +387,19 @@ class Vail {
 		this.socket.send(JSON.stringify(msg))
 	}
 
+	/**
+	 * Play a randomly-chosen fortune
+	 && begin */
+	PlayFortune() {
+		if (this.fortuneIambic.Busy()) {
+			toast("I am already telling your fortune!")
+		} else {
+			let fortune = getFortune()
+			this.fortuneIambic.EnqueueAsciiString(`${fortune}\x04`)
+		}
+	}
+
+
 	maximize(e) {
 		let element = e.target
 		while (!element.classList.contains("mdl-card")) {