Releases, more praise, add more art

Makefile

@@ -1,4 +1,4 @@
-SUPPORT = chapauth.sty
+SUPPORT = chapauth.sty praise.tex
 STORIES = stories/*.tex
 ART = art/*
 

horrors2.ltx

@@ -60,16 +60,7 @@ copy, can be found at \url{http://gitorious.org/horrors2/book}.
 
 \newpage
 
-\chapter*{Praise for \em{Horrors 2}}
+\include{praise}
-\noindent {\bf Suddenly, I was sobbing.} --- Luke Bavarius
-
-\bigskip
-
-\noindent {\bf This has been a mindblowing event} --- Ben Biddick
-
-\bigskip
-
-\noindent {\bf } --- Richard ``Lowtax'' Kyanka
 
 \newpage
 
@@ -85,13 +76,8 @@ latest, check the thread on the Something Awful Forums at
 
 \vfill
 
-\noindent
+The authors would probably like to dedicate this book to the authors.  I
-The authors would probably like to dedicate this book to the authors.
+am instead dedicating this book to anyone who has ever vomited tears
-
-\bigskip
-
-\noindent
-I am instead dedicating this book to anyone who has ever vomited tears
 and/or blood.  Stay strong, pukers.
 
 \indent --- cruft, July 2009
@@ -131,7 +117,7 @@ and/or blood.  Stay strong, pukers.
 \include{stories/Barometer.L_B___V_H_}
 \include{stories/Hamelin.The_Painte}
 \include{stories/gigz.What_Went_}
-%\include{stories/KryonikMessiah.The_Ninjas}
+\include{stories/KryonikMessiah.The_Ninjas}
 \include{stories/IShallRiseAgain.The_School}
 \include{stories/Paracetamol_Boy.The_Smile}
 \include{stories/ack_.The_Dock}
@@ -238,7 +224,7 @@ and/or blood.  Stay strong, pukers.
 \include{stories/TarDolphinorShark.The_Homele}
 \include{stories/Blurry_Gray_Thing.Monstrous}
 \include{stories/The_Bananana.Deja_Vu}
-%\include{stories/and_Into.The_Truly_}
+\include{stories/and_Into.The_Truly_}
 \include{stories/JuicedSixFo.Untitled}
 \include{stories/Baron_von_Eevl.The_Horrid}
 

praise.tex

@@ -0,0 +1,43 @@
+\chapter*{Praise for \em{Horrors 2}}
+
+\raggedleft
+\newcommand{\praise}[2]{
+  \noindent``{\em #1}''\par\nopagebreak--- #2\\
+  \bigskip
+}
+
+\praise{A wild and crazy rollercoster ride, ending up with me vomiting
+  on the floor!}{brylcreem}
+
+\praise{The best book inspired by a 13-year-old that's legal to
+  buy.}{BoldFrankensteinMir}
+
+\praise{This has been a mindblowing event}{Ben Biddick}
+
+\praise{Words, sentences, paragraphs, pages; this book delivers it
+  all!}{King Plum the Nth}
+
+\praise{}{Richard ``Lowtax'' Kyanka}
+
+\praise{{\em Horrors 2} creates a bold new subgenre of fiction that
+  redefines descriptive language as we know it.}{rinski}
+
+\praise{Just when you thought you've read it all\ldots you haven't}{Safe
+  Driver}
+
+\praise{We do not publish unsolicited material at this time. Please
+  contact a literary agent before sending us any further works for
+  review.}{Random House}
+
+\praise{Thrills, chills, agony and ecstasy like I haven't felt since I
+  masturbated with battery acid.}{King Plum the Nth}
+
+\praise{Pound for pound, you will not find a heavier book than Horrors
+  2!}{mboger}
+
+\praise{Suddenly, I was sobbing.}{Luke Bavarius}
+
+\praise{`{\em Horrors 2} has introduced the world to the Biddickian writing
+  style.' --- The New York Times}{Dr.\ Mulholland}
+
+\justify

stories/JuicedSixFo.Haunted_Alley.tex

@@ -1,5 +1,5 @@
 \chapauth{JuicedSixFo}
-\chapter{Untitled}
+\chapter{Haunted Alley}
 
 As I stepped into the gloomy lights of 98th Avenue, I knew a grisly
 death had taken place. My Beretta was calmly rested in my calm hands,

stories/King_Plum_the_Nth.Flow_My_Te.tex

@@ -131,3 +131,7 @@ the vomit away.
 
 
 
+\begin{figure}[b]
+  \includegraphics[width=\textwidth]{art/Part_of_Everything-Bullet_Barf.png}
+  \caption{Artwork by Part of Everything}
+\end{figure}

stories/LesterGroans.Dream_Hyen.tex

@@ -129,7 +129,7 @@ maybe you'd come if you had one to find here{\ldots}''
 
 
 Lukie's lower half tore off like wet tissue as Bavarius tried to
-pick him up. He held his son's top half like a broken pinata and
+pick him up. He held his son's top half like a broken pi\~nata and
 sobbed into his son's collar.
 
 

stories/brylcreem.The_Creatu.tex

@@ -145,3 +145,7 @@ The End.
 
 
 
+\begin{figure}[b]
+  \includegraphics[width=\textwidth]{art/brylcreem-arsenic.png}
+  \caption{Artwork by brylcreem}
+\end{figure}

stories/leb388.The_Girl.tex

@@ -100,4 +100,7 @@ Suddenly, the girl was sobbing. And I felt like an asshole.
  
 
 
-
+\begin{figure}[b]
+  \includegraphics[width=\textwidth]{art/Discount_Bees-The_Girl.jpg}
+  \caption{{\em The Girl} by Discount\_Bees}
+\end{figure}

stories/murdered_by_owls.The_One_Ac.tex

@@ -213,3 +213,7 @@ Then I can finally die.
 
 
 
+\begin{figure}[b]
+  \includegraphics[width=\textwidth]{art/Part_of_Everything-Scream_in_Panties.png}
+  \caption{Artwork by Part of Everything}
+\end{figure}